The smellier side of Bowling

Now as in the last post I've a little bit to say about coaches but Cary is off the hook. it has to do about my coach and his daughter.. Another really good thing for coaches to do is to be CLEAN!!! I mean come on coaches are the ones who represent the team to another coach and if you smell bad, I'm sorry but that's just awful, i mean seriously there is some major false representation there well unless your Crystal cause then you do smell just as nasty. Mark honestly smells like the last time he did take a shower(which was a really long time ago) he rubbed cigarettes all over instead of soap(Only god knows wat would happen if they were exposed to soap) or he forgot o shower a week ago and still hasn't made up for it yet!!!! And don't get me started on what happens when him or hiss nasty ass daughter lift their arms in the air exposing the earth with their toxicity. Its like BAM the shit hits the fan and OMFG it smells bad, just a couple weeks ago i was at i meet warming up as usual and she was putting her hair up and i walk up in line behind her and its like my nasal passages have hit a brick wall, my eyes and nose(poor thing) started running i couldn't stay there any longer i had to walk away and sniff some lotion, i think my nose is scarred for life. And you know its REALLY BAD when myself and the rest of the team are considering buying out Bath & Body works cause you smell SO F@#!^& BAD... And i know its even worse when we start plotting ways to spray you with body spray(ADIDAS!!!) behind your back because she smells so bad. Yup U know its bad if you can burn the hairs off a monkey @ fifty yards.. Well one thing for Crystal there is no way she'd be gay because i realise that if she were gay she'd be more likely to be in the girls locker room taking a SHOWER with other girls but NOPE cause as it seems she doesn't shower at school or @ HOME.. Like I've said ITS BAD but especially now that we've been thinking of ways to fix it. Here's one solution, we tie them to a vehicle[but not mine cause their nastiness would corrode the paint off my truck] and take them through a car wash and i mean one of those ones with the huge brushes and LOTS AND LOTS and did i mention LOTS OF F@#!^& SOAP for about ten cycles with the wax and spot free shine of course. or there is always option B- killing them cause then we could stick them in a landfill and in that landfill their nasty asses can break down all the products that the earth cant (Plastic You Are Going Down) and like i said before they could burn the hairs off a monkey @ fifty yards, and if they can do that think of what they could do with those nasty diapers which supposedly can't be broken down... ALSO you know its bad when well I'm in an anatomy course and we're dissecting cats and for some reason (which i think by now you know) the smell of dead cats and formaldehyde doesn't bother me everybody else is hacking and are like "OMG what is this awful smell" and I'm like "kinda smells like my Coach" lol MORAL OF THIS POST: TAKE A F@#!^& SHOWER PLEASE i know people are worried about the OZONE layer but I'm worried their ODOR layer that is truly killing the planet.