Bowling Schedule

Bowling Schedule For state as Been Posted click the link to see what time.. Chicka Ckicka YEA!! I don't have to go to school that friday..

Bowling Video

The smellier side of Bowling

Now as in the last post I've a little bit to say about coaches but Cary is off the hook. it has to do about my coach and his daughter.. Another really good thing for coaches to do is to be CLEAN!!! I mean come on coaches are the ones who represent the team to another coach and if you smell bad, I'm sorry but that's just awful, i mean seriously there is some major false representation there well unless your Crystal cause then you do smell just as nasty. Mark honestly smells like the last time he did take a shower(which was a really long time ago) he rubbed cigarettes all over instead of soap(Only god knows wat would happen if they were exposed to soap) or he forgot o shower a week ago and still hasn't made up for it yet!!!! And don't get me started on what happens when him or hiss nasty ass daughter lift their arms in the air exposing the earth with their toxicity. Its like BAM the shit hits the fan and OMFG it smells bad, just a couple weeks ago i was at i meet warming up as usual and she was putting her hair up and i walk up in line behind her and its like my nasal passages have hit a brick wall, my eyes and nose(poor thing) started running i couldn't stay there any longer i had to walk away and sniff some lotion, i think my nose is scarred for life. And you know its REALLY BAD when myself and the rest of the team are considering buying out Bath & Body works cause you smell SO F@#!^& BAD... And i know its even worse when we start plotting ways to spray you with body spray(ADIDAS!!!) behind your back because she smells so bad. Yup U know its bad if you can burn the hairs off a monkey @ fifty yards.. Well one thing for Crystal there is no way she'd be gay because i realise that if she were gay she'd be more likely to be in the girls locker room taking a SHOWER with other girls but NOPE cause as it seems she doesn't shower at school or @ HOME.. Like I've said ITS BAD but especially now that we've been thinking of ways to fix it. Here's one solution, we tie them to a vehicle[but not mine cause their nastiness would corrode the paint off my truck] and take them through a car wash and i mean one of those ones with the huge brushes and LOTS AND LOTS and did i mention LOTS OF F@#!^& SOAP for about ten cycles with the wax and spot free shine of course. or there is always option B- killing them cause then we could stick them in a landfill and in that landfill their nasty asses can break down all the products that the earth cant (Plastic You Are Going Down) and like i said before they could burn the hairs off a monkey @ fifty yards, and if they can do that think of what they could do with those nasty diapers which supposedly can't be broken down... ALSO you know its bad when well I'm in an anatomy course and we're dissecting cats and for some reason (which i think by now you know) the smell of dead cats and formaldehyde doesn't bother me everybody else is hacking and are like "OMG what is this awful smell" and I'm like "kinda smells like my Coach" lol MORAL OF THIS POST: TAKE A F@#!^& SHOWER PLEASE i know people are worried about the OZONE layer but I'm worried their ODOR layer that is truly killing the planet.

Coaches need to keep some comments to themselves

The most annoying thing a coach can do is to mumble some dumb ass comment which just ends up irking you. What's worse is when it's not your coach and you're not bowling.. Such an occasion has happened much too much. My boss is the coach of a team opposing to mine and often asks how teams and girls in my division are. And he has his little comments that i just laugh and roll my eyes, it usual doesn't make me too mad but....... Well about a week ago he had asked if the girls on the Plymouth team were as good as their fill % said or if we just did not have hard conditions(which believe me they were a bitch), he said he knew Danielle and Brittney were good but he doubted the rest. I told him that a friend of mine on their team, Samantha Rieder, was quite the bowler too. And as stated in a previous post she took third in qualifying in the Singles Shootout. Today when i went to work i commented that Sammy was as good as i said. Cary replied to me, "Oh you mean that tall girl with the ponytail?" Having giben him a yes reaponse, he continued saying, "Man the girl was a nutjob, getting all emotional and so on." I was appalled!!! and Extremely pissed off, so i made sure to comment that her and i might be doubles partners, just to watch that smirk drop off his face. Hell if i'd have made singles my emotions would have been worse than the female version of Oscar the Grouch on that monthly curse!!!!!! Ok a bit over dramatic, but still each bowler is different, some emotional, others ice.. And if i Wanted To i could start on my Coach.... But I'll wait to see how this weekend goes..

8 Girls Statebound

Last night at 6 o'clock at Ledgeview Lanes, Fond Du Lac, the annual Singles Shootout was held. With only eight spots open 16 girls bowled six games to see what four would advance with the top four of the two divisions.

The Top Four
First Britney Morton of New Holstein High School, New Holstein/Plymouth

Second Meghan Schultz of Saint Mary Springs High School, Spring

Third Danielle Weyker of Plymouth High School, New Holstein/Plymouth

Fourth Michele Marquardt of Kewaskum High School, Kewaskum

The Shootout Qualifiers
Qualifying in First Amanda Osswald of Kewaskum High School, Kewaskum

Qualifying in Second Kaileigh Lomibao of Plymouth High School, New Holstein/Plymouth

Qualifying in Third Samantha Rieder of New Holstein High School, New Holstein/Plymouth

Qualifying in Fourth Marissa Robinson of Sheboygan South High School, Sheboygan Co-op

They will be bowling on Friday March 6th at the State Tournament at Ashwaubenon Bowling Alley in Green Bay against over 100 high school female bowlers.

Coming this weekend: Results From Sectionals- Whose going to State

WLACNF will have to fight at Sectionals

Winnebago Lutheran Academy’s Co-op bowling team looks with anticipation toward the upcoming Sectional tournament on February 14, 2009, at King Pin Bowl and Alehouse in West Bend.

WLACNF, finishing second in the North Division, feels confident in their abilities as a team. Captain Leolani Kaikana confidently stated, “I guess we’re amazing at what we do [and] we give it our all most of the time. [I'm] kind of confident in my team but not as much as in myself and you” I myself have mixed feelings and more or less am hoping that this weekend is better than last year.

The team will be fighting highly favored Kewaskum and Plymouth-New Holstein Co-op for the Sectionals Championship. It would be a historical first for either three teams because it has never happened at any of their schools. Courtney Meyer, a senior at Kewaskum, commenting on what their advantage would be next weekend, said, “[It’s] the drive to do something that has never been done in our school before.” They have already written some history by taking the title of South Division Conference Champions.

As for Plymouth-New Holstein Co-op, after earning the title of North Division Conference Champions they are really working well together. Samantha Rieder, a junior at New Holstein, states, “Sectionals are crunch time to see how well you work as a team and how much practice pays off in the long run.” They finished 15-1.

WLACNF finished the season with a loss, finishing 14-4. The team, coached by Timothy Helbig and Mark Kremer, is composed of Winnebago Lutheran Academy, Laconia High School, and North Fond Du Lac. There are three seniors this year— Leolani Kaikana, and Crystal Kremer, both from Laconia, and Lauren Eaton of WLA. They are anticipating going to state as they did two years ago in their 2006 season.